I don’t get this frog joke. Can anyone explain it?

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Question by Jill: I don’t get this frog joke. Can anyone explain it?
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.

“Well,” said the clerk, “I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been trained to give blow jobs!”

“Blow jobs??”the woman replied.

“It hasn’t been proven but we’ve sold 30 of them this month,” the clerk said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it’s true…No more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy’s ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ….

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books.

“What are you two doing at this hour?” she asked……..

The husband replied, “If I can teach this frog to cook…….you’re gone.”

Best answer:

Answer by Sean C
It implies that all the wife is good for is cooking and giving blow jobs.

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5 comments on “I don’t get this frog joke. Can anyone explain it?

  1. Where can I get a frog like this?? lol

  2. it turns out the frog can give blow jobs so its saying all the wife can do is that and cook.

  3. the wife gives blowjobs and cooks, and teh frog gives blowjobs, so all he has to do is teach it too cook and he doesnt have to put up with his nagging wife lol

  4. LOLZ! This is funny.
    Well, this is kinda a PG-13 joke, but here I go:
    blowjob: we someone blows into a man’s penis.
    usually, a married couple, the wife has intercourse with a man, they… do it.. and that.

    so the husband wants the frog to be its wife.
    i THINK that is what it means.
    good luck

  5. It means – the frog can perform as advertised – plus if it can also cook – the wife is no longer required for anything lol

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